Quotes and one liners

Some are from bumper stickers, some are just funny one liners. Collected them off some site...----------------------------------------------------------Bumper StickersFunny Bumper Sticker Quotes:Caution: I drive like you do!Strangers have the best candySave the Earth, it's the only planet with ChocolateNo, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's goneI didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at itI brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reasonStupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go      " I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your carI break for........................OH doodie NO BRAKESThere are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control.He who laughs last thinks slowest.All men are idiots, and I married their king.Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothesLow riders are for little boys who can't get it up.Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!Want to get laid? Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their youngWe're not old people we're recycled teenagers!If you're rich, I’m single!IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREENYOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ONIT'S IMPOLITE TO STAREU.S.M.C. UNCLE SAMS MISGUIDED CHILDRENEternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?I wasn't born a bitch; men like you made me that way.I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you wantThey didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough....and i should care, why?0-60 in 15 minutes!100% Irony Free100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.7 days with out Jesus makes one weakA bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.A church alive is worth the surprise!!A clean car is a sign if sick mind.A day without sunshine is like, night.A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, NightA fool and his money are a girl's best friend.A Mouse Is An Elephant Built By The JapaneseA nuclear war can ruin your whole day .A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To MindAbandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.According to my best recollection, I don't remember.According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.Adrenalin is my drug of choice.Adults are just kids with money.Age is a high price to pay for maturityAir Pollution Is A Mist-DemeanerAlcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.All generalizations are false.All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better PetsAll Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.All my drinking buddies have a racing problem.All stressed out and nobody to choke!All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Always Remember: You’re Unique, Just Like Everyone Else.AMERICA-Love It Or Leave It!Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.ANGER IS MERELY DEPRESSION WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM!Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education.Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For ItAre you following Jesus this close?As IfAs Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.Ask me about my vow of silence.Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.Atheism is a non-prophet organization.Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - DorothyAvoid Hangovers; Stay DrunkAx Me About EbonicsBaby on boredBack the badgeBack Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!BARBIE AIN'T HERE!.Be Human.Be nice society already sucks.Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.Be Nice To Your Kids; They’ll Pick Out Your Nursing Home.Be the kind of friend you'd want.Be the kind of person you always wanted your parents to be.Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them.Beam me up Jesus.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...BEER, Helping people have sex since 1865.Beer: It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore.Beer: making woman look better since 1965.Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each AfternoonBefore giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are two.Believe in Darwin; cancer cures smoking.Bill Clinton 89% Fact FreeBite Me!Black holes are where God divided by zero.Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....Blow your nose, your horn works fine.Body By Nautilus; Brain By MattelBoldly Going NowhereBOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!BooYah!Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.Boy bands. The spawn of Satan.Boycott shampoo, demand real poo instead.Boys Lie!Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKSBut I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My AssBuy a gun support the constitution.Buy a gun. wiz off the liberals.Buy American!Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!Careful, I’m not wearing clean underwear!Cat: The Other White MeatCaution -- Driver Legally BlondeCAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.CAUTION! I drive like you do!Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.CAUTION: This car will be left behind during rapture.Change a life; make someone feel important.Change is good...you go first!Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending MachineChemistry Professors Never Die, They Just Smell That Way!Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.Clean up America. Kill a redneck!Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible AdultClones are people 2Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced CabbageConceive. Believe. Achieve.Condoms are easier to change than diapers!Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.Confucious say "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.Conserve toilet paper - use both sides.Conserve water - Shower with a friendConstipated People Don't Give A doodie.Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?Cover Me I'm Changing LanesD.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad MothersDANGER: I drive like you do!DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.DARE to keep the CIA off drugs.Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.Death is the consequence of being alive.Deep down, divers care.Democrats=Beaureaucrats: STUPIDDespite The Cost Of Living, Have You Noticed How It Remains So Popular?Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)Did you check if your horn works?Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?Diplomacy Is Saying “Nice Doggy” Until You Find A RockDiplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.Disappointed? Too bad!Divers get more tail.Do I look like a freakin' People Person?Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.Do not play a leap frog with a unicorn.Do not put a question mark where God put a period.Do they ever shut up on your planet.Do unto others before they do unto you.Do Vegetarians eat animal crackers?Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.Does The Name Pavlov Ring A Bell?D'oh!Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.Don’t wiz Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.Don’t Take Life Too Seriously; You Won’t Get Out AliveDon't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate ThatDon't believe everything you hear or anything you say.Don't believe everything you think.Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.Don't delay, paint todayDon't Drink and Drive!Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim.Don't drive and derive. Alcohol and calculus don't mix.Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!Don't judge a book by its movie.Don't laugh it's paid for.Don't laugh; your daughter may be in back.Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.Don't make me go medieval on you.Don't miss heaven for the world.Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.Don't start with me you won't win!Don't steal, the government hates competition.Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.Don't trust women.Don't wish for it...work for it.Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION..Drop DeadDue to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out.Dyslexics Have More Fnu.Dyslexics of the world, untie!Dyslexics Untie!E. coli HappensEach day is a gift.Eagles Don't Flock.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later.Earth first... We will strip the other planets later.Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The UniverseEat Right, Exercise, Die AnywayEditing Is A Rewording ActivityElvis has left the planet.Elvis Is Dead And I’m Not Feeling Too Good MyselfEnergizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With BatteryEnjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.Entropy Isn’t What It Used To BeEschew ObfuscationEschew ObfuscationESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?Every silver lining has a cloud.Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Don’t Have Film.Everyone Is Entitled To My OpinionEverything i need to know i learned in prisonEverything is possible just not too probable.Everything Is Somewhere.Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.EXITF U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!Faster than a speeding ticket.Fat chicks make my car scrape!Fat people are hard to kidnap.Few women admit their age, few men act it.Fight Socialism...Vote RepublicanFirst the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and then the suffering...Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!FLORIDA: Home of Electile DysfunctionFLORIDA: If you don't like the way we vote then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, And Revote.FLORIDA: We count more than you do.FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.FOLLOW THAT CAR, GODZILLIA -- AND STEP ON IT !!Follow your dreams, except the one where you’re at school in your underwear.For a small town, this one sure has a lot of donut holes!For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.Forbidden fruits create many jams.Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!Friends don't let friends drive naked!!Friends don't let friends miss out on heaven.Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies.Front bumper -Run, Hilary, Run!Get over it!Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.GIMMIEABREAK!Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker.Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something ElseGive your child mental blocks for Christmas.Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.God Bless Our Troops.God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.God gave man a brain and a hot dog and only enough blood to operate one at a time.God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So ManyGod must love stupid people...he made so many!God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.Got Brains?Got Goth?Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you.Graduate Soon! Millions On Welfare Depend On YouGravity always gets me down.Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it's the LAW!Grow Your Own Dope, Plant A ManGrowing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.Gun control is a steady hand.Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do.Guys: No Shirt, No Service -- Gals: No Shirt, No ChargeHang up and drive!Hang up and drive!HANG-UP & DRIVEHappiness is Clinton's face on a milk carton.Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!Have a nice day... somewhere else.Have you bitch slapped an environmentalist today?Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFEHE IS ABLE WHO THINKS HE IS ABLE!HE WHO ANGERS YOU, CONQUERS YOU.He who angers you, controls you!He who farts in church sits on his own pew.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next ExitHe who laughs last thinks slowest.He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-ChallengedHeart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous RedundancyHelp starve a feeding bureaucrat.HELP, I AM LOST AND CANNOT FIND MY BEER!Hey dumb ass I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone boothHey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!High beams were made to wiz people off!Hogwarts DropoutHOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.Honk If Anything Falls OffHonk if I'm Jesus!Honk if you are blond.Honk if you hate noise pollution!Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton!Honk if you like peace and quiet.Honk if you love boy bands - then drive into a tree.HONK IF YOU LOVE GORE (use the button on your steering wheel)Honk If You Love Peace And QuietHonk if you love peace and quiet.Honk if you love Rush.Honk If You Want To See My FingerHonk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car WindowHope dies last!Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.Housework makes women ugly.How about never? is never good for you?How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?How can I miss you if you won't go away?How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?How may i ignore you today?How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCKhuked on foniks werkd fer meHumpty-Dumpty was pushed!I admire gay men, they leave more women for me!I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.I am not speeding I am qualifying.I am overjoyed with whelm!I am represented by the Law Firm of Dewey, Chedum, and Howe.I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean.I believe the Internet is an information source, not a lifestyle choice.I brake for no apparent reason.I Brake For No Apparent Reason.I brake for…wait…AAAH!…NO BRAKES!!!!!I can go from zero to bitch in 2.2 seconds.I can handle pain until it hurts.I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.i can resist everything except temptation.I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me ToI do work for food.I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My OrganI Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of ItI don't decafI don't do mornings.I don't do requests.I DON'T DRINK IT DULLS THE DRUGS.I don't drive fast I fly low.I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.I don't repeat gossip.I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!I drank what?I Drive Like This To wiz You OffI drive like this to wiz you off!I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel UniverseI feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.I fish! Therefore, I lie.I gave up drugs, sex and booze...it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushin’ My LuckI get enough exercise just pushing my luck!I Got A Gun For My Wife; Best Trade I Ever Made.I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.I hate bumper stickers!I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want.I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??I Have The Body Of A God ... BuddhaI hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.I intend to live forever - so far, so good.I just filled up my car with gasoline. Now it's worth $50.00I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Was Unfamiliar TerritoryI just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.I just love nonverbal communication!I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.I know...I know...pull overI laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!!I laughed my butt off and I had a few inches to spare. Thanks!! This was better than any diet I've ever been on.I left the womb for this?I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.I love animals - they taste great!I love animals. I eat them and wear their skins.I love cats...they taste just like chicken.I love my country but fear my government.I love my job...shoot me now!I love uranus.I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.I may have PMS, but you're still a dick!!I miss my wife, but my aim is getting better.I Must Be A Proctologist Because I Work With donut holesI must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader.I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.I press chargesI pretend to work they pretend to pay me!I put in contacts for this?I see dumb people.I should never have invented the electoral college. -Al Gorei souport publik edekasionI still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving.I swerve for cats.I talk to strangersI Think Feminists Are Cute!I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.I think your hard drive has a slipped disk.I think, therefore I'm dangerousI took a pain pill. Why are you still here?I took an IQ test and the results were negative.I took an IQ test and the results were negative.I Took An IQ Test And The Results Were Negative.I took an IQ test and the results were negative.I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...I Used To Be Indecisive. Now I’m Not SureI Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.I used up all my sick days so I called in dead!I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....I WANT YOU to stay far away from meI was an atheist until I realized I was GOD.I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined MeI wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!I wish I lived in New York, so I could have Voted Against Hilary!I Wish I Was Barbie. That Bitch has EVERYTHING.I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.I Wonder How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without SpongesI wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your ass.I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On MeI would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.I’m insured by the mafia, you hit me and we'll hit you.I’m Just Driving This Way To wiz You Off.I’m Not A Complete Idiot; Some Parts Are Missing.I’m Out Of Bed And Dressed – What More Do You Want?I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."I'd rather be a failure at something i love, than a success at something i hate.I'd rather be fishing!Idiots surround me!If donut holes could fly, this place would be an airport.If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of meat?If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It IsIf it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it?If it isn't broken...fix it until it is!If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLDIf it's tourist season, does that mean we can shoot them?If life hands you a lemon, stuff your bra with it.If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.If life's an idiot then you must the god.If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?If my car were a horse, I'd have to shoot it.If something goes without saying - LET IT!If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?If We All Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.If we weren't meant to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat.If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...If you can do the time, you can do the crime.If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!If you can read this I have lost my caravan.If you can read this sign you must be a Florida Republican.If you can read this the bitch fell off.If you can read this you are too close..If you can read this you're in range.If you can read this, I am parked.If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.If you can read this, roll me over.If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!If you can read this,you were hooked on phonics once...If you can read this. thank a teacher.If you can read this... I've lost my trailer!If you cannot convince them, confuse them.If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bulldoodie.If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.iF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE TAKE A HIKE!If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?If you don't like my attitude, stop looking at my stickers!If you don't like the news, go out and make some.If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.If you feel attacked by feminism, it's probably a counter attack.If you get any closer I'll fart!If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.If you smoke after s e x you're doing it too fast.If You Think I’m A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My MotherIf you think the car is dirty you should spend a night with the driver!If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...your aiming too high.If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.If you write "WASH ME" on my truck, I'll carve "RECESSITATE ME" on your chest!!!If your gonna be a turd then go lie out in the yard.If your ship hasn't come in...Swim out to it!If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.I'll not stopIlliterate? Write For Free HelpI'm a member of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy. Keep honking I'm reloading.I'm against ABORTION because I was once a fetus.I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.I'm back by popular demand.I'm feeling uppityI'm leaving my body to science fictionI'm looking forward to regretting this!I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.I'm not as dumb as you look.I'm not as think as you drunk I am.I'm not driving fast-just flying low.I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV.Im not tailgating im just tring to keep my bumper on.I'm not your monkeyI'm objective; I object to everything.I'm only a hypochondriac when I feel sick.I'm only driving this way to wiz you off.I'm only here to ANNOY!!I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?I'm serious; it was a joke.I'm so hungry I am farting fresh air.I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.I'm with the band.I'm wondering if you have any horns with goofy songs?Impeach President Clinton and her husband too.Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".In God we trust; all others must pay cash.In theory, everything works.Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids!Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road!IRS: We’ve Got What It Takes To Take What You’ve Got.It could be worse. What if sex was fattening?It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.It takes a Viking to raze a village.It takes more faith to believe that I came from a monkey than to believe that I came from God.It took 40 years to make me look this good.It’s been one of those days all weekIt’s Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better.It's a Macintosh; it's got an excuse.It's a wonderful life.... With me.It's all a pigment of your hallucination.Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye.Its always too early to quit.It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.It's bad luck to be superstitious.It's been Monday all week.It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child.It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.Its not that i'm afraid to die. I just don't wanna be there when it happens.It's not the size of the boat that matters; it's the motion in the ocean.It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!It's time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!I've forgotten more than I've ever learnedI've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.I've lost my phone number - can I have yours?I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.I've upped my standards, now up yours!Jack Kevorkian for White House PhysicianJerry's dead, Phish sucks, get a job.Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!Jesus is coming... Look busy.Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an donut hole.Jesus saves lives and them redeems them for valuable prizes.Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!Join the IRS (Be audit you can be)Judge me all u want. Just keep the verdict to yourself!Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.Just plead the Fifth -- or drink it -- either way.Just say no to sex with pro-lifers.Keep America clean...swallow your beer cans.Keep honking, I am reloading!.Kevorkian for Surgeon GeneralKids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.Kiss me, i'm toxicLaugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.Laugh and the world laughs with you cry and the world laughs at you.Laughter, cries and all that is wise...Learn from your parent's mistakes use birth control!Lets get along with me.Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.Life is a lesson you'll learn it when you're through.Life is a terminal disease.Life is just one of those things.Life is like a straw it sucks.Life is not a garden, so quit being a hoe!Life is too complicated in the morning.Life isn't weird; it's the people in it.Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.Life Sucks. and it leaves some mean hickiesLife. Its just a cerealLife's a beach, and then you drown.Life's a bitch, and then you die.Life's a garden, dig it.Life's expensive; drive defensive.Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.Life's way too short to stay on topicListen to the silence!!Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.Look before you open your eyes.Look out! Behind you!Lord, please save me from your followers.Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.Love for all, Hatred for noneLove is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!Man made beer, God made pot you make the choice.Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An donut holeMean people suck.Men are idiots and i married their king.Men are like outhouse's, always taken or full of doodie!Men are like roses, watch out for all of the p***ks.Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.MEN. bigger. stronger. better.Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.Mistakes are proof that you are trying.Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In TouchMontana --- At least our cows are sane!More people I meet, more I like my dog....Most Americans have Faith... You can tell by the Way They DriveMost people plan to serve God at 11:00 and die at 10:30!Musicians Duet BetterMy boss is like a diaper, full of doodie and always on my ass!My boss treats me like a mushroom; He feeds me doodie, and keeps me in the dark.My child beat up your honor student!My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.My favorite color is chocolate.My god can beat up your godMy Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.My IQ came back negative!My karma ran over your dogma.My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor StudentMy mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.My other auto is a 9MM.My other car is a piece of doodie.My other car sticker is funny.My other ride is your momMy other toy has tits.My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!My Reality Check Just BouncedMy son can kick your son's honor student butt.My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her... or something like that.My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.My wife said if I watch one more Yankees game she is leaving. God I'll miss her.National Atheist's Day April 1Never cut what you can untie.Never eat more than you can lift.Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.No glove no love.No matter how bad it gets, It can always get worse.No matter where you go; you're there.No prohibiting allowed!No Radio - Already Stolen!No Sense Being Pessimistic. It Wouldn’t Work AnywayNo soup for you..Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!Non-Partisan. Non-Republican.Not a RULES type of girl.Not all who wander are lost.Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His CarNothing Is Foolproof To A Sufficiently-Talented FoolNothing is illegal until you get caught.Nothing is impossible to the person that doesn't have to do it.Now That You Are Kissing My Bumper... Wanna Get Married?!?!?!Nuke the Whales.Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!Oh look! just 2,852,677 more days til i start caring what you think.Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?On The Other Hand, You Have Different FingersOne more repo and I’ll be debt free!Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out.Out Of My Mind; Back In Five MinutesOverdrawn? But I still have checks left!Overpopulation... too much of a good thing.Pain is inevitable misery is optional.Pardon My Driving. I’m ReloadingPark in rearPay good teachers good moneyPeople before profits!People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.Please don't hit me I'm a pedestrian trapped in a car.Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.Please! do not feed the ego!Police line. DO NOT CROSS.Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.Proud mother of a delinquent child!Pull my finger.Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.Quiet brain! or I'll poke you with another Q-tip.Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.Rap Is To Music What Etch-A-Sketch Is To ArtReal Men Love Jesus!Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges.Reality Is A Crutch For People Who Can’t Handle Drugs.Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.Reality is a figment of your imagination.Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.RECYCLE YOUR ANIMALSRehab is for quitters.RELISH TODAY...KETCHEUP TOMORROWRemember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 MPH Are Also Timed For 70 MPH.Remember My Name – You’ll Be Screaming It LaterRemember you're unique, just like everyone else.Repetition is always better the second time.S.A.S.R. - Speeders Against Ski RacksS.C.A.R.Y. (Southern Citizens Advocating the Relocation of Yankees)S.O.B.E.R. - Sick Of Banning Everyone's RightsSanta’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate ClausesSarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.Save a tree, eat a beaver.Save on gas, go fart in a jar.Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.Save The Whales. Collect The Whole SetSave Your Breath – You’ll Need It To Blow Up Your Date!Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!Say say NO thank you.Scixelsyd Etinu (backward)Screw you guys, I'm going home!Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of ItSeen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."Sex is a misdemeanor . . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June FlowerSheesh!Short Chicks rock!SimplifySleep well Mum.Slow thinkers keep right.Smile and at nice.Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.Smile. It’s The Second Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips.Smile.........show off your teeth.SNIPER BAR & GRILL: All you need is one shot!so close to read it!So many cats.... So little time.So Many Pedestrians - So Little TimeSo you're a feminist - isn't that cute!Some have morals; some don't, and most simply ignore them.Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill ThemSomeday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!!Sorry, I don't date outside my species.Sorry, you are not a winnerSpank Me!Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys.Squirrel...it's what's for dinner.sticker and watch the road!!!")Stop global whining.Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!!Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.Study long study wrong.Stupid is as stupid does.Stupid should hurt!Stupidity should be punished.StupifySuburbia: Where they cut down all the trees and then name streets after them.Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!!Super Bowl is french for...sitting on your ass and getting fat.Support a cause stop plate tectonics.Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.Support publik edekasionSupport yogurt, it's the only culture some people have.Surgeon Generals Warning: Smoking is bad for you. You always known that, just like everybody else. So if you do it for 20 or 30 years, don't come crying to the courts if it makes you sick. How stupid are you anyways?T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.Take me drunk I' m home.Talk only if you can improve on the silence.Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.Tennis players have fuzzy balls.Thank You...YOU MAY GO!!Thanks for being a contestant.That’s all I'm saying and I ain't saying no more.The American Dream is a chicken in every pot. Why did we elect a chicken that smoked pot?The beatings will continue until employee morale improves.The beatings will continue until morale improves.The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.The buck doesn't even slow down here.The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.The Earth Is Full - Go HomeThe Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My NameThe gene pool could use a little chlorine.The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.The horn blows does the driver!The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.The Lord made us all different... Democrats want to make us all the same!The meek will Internet the world.The more I learn, the less I understand.The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live.The more you listen, the more you know.The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.The princess is in.The road to hell is paved with democrats!The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized AutobiographyThe Second Place Is The First LoserThe Sex Was So Good That Even The Neighbors Had A Cigarette.The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.The squeaky wheel is often replaced.The world is coming to an end. Please log off.There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can'tThere are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.There are only two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!!!!There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust & those who eat it..There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.They told me I was gullible...then they took it out of the dictionary.They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!THINK before you ACT.This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker!This is not an abandoned car.This is the rebel base.This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.This was better than any diet I've ever been on.This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To MeThose Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’tThose who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.Time Circles: The Lord Creates The Universe Evolves The LordTime flies when you don't know what you're doing.Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.To all you virgins; thanks for nothing!To be loved, be lovableTo be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.Today's subliminal message is: ( )Too many freaks, not enough circus's!Try it sober!Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!Unlike online, in reality, you can’t hit the back button.Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Up My Clothes.visualize whirled peasVote BUSH/CHENEYWant to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking.Wanted: Meaningful Overnight RelationshipWarning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.WARNING: mental backup in progress.Was today really necessary?WATCH OUT! COMING THROUGH!We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.We are having EVER so much fun!We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.We are the people our parents warned us about.We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?Welcome to California. Now go home!Welcome to reality...come again soon.Welcome To doodie Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of PaddlesWell, isn't that special!What happens if you get scared half to death twice?What if the Hokey Pokey really is what its all about?What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND??What part of http://www.getalife.com do you not understand?WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO!What would Xena Do?What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.What, are you stuck on stupid.Whatever!When all else fails, lower your standards.When blondes have more fun, do they know it?WHEN GOD MADE MAN, SHE WAS ONLY JOKING.When I die bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass.When I married 'Mr. Right,' I didn't know his first name was 'always.'When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you.When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.When life is bad...keep your head up, that way you don't see all the doodie you've stepped in.When The Chips Are Down, The Buffalo Is EmptyWhen there's a will, I want to be in it!When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?Where is this porn?Where There’s A Will, I’m In The Way.Where there's a will there's a BEER!Where there's a will, I want to be in it!Which came first, the woman or the department store?Who are these kids and why are they calling me MOM?Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?.Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?who needs this crap.Who put a stop payment on my reality check?Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?Who's Your Daddy?Why am I so thirsty when I drank so much last night?Why are girls that way?Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?Why be normal?Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?Why did God give beauty queens one more brain cell than horses? So they wouldn't doodie on stage.Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?Why do they call it a bumper if your not going to use it?Why do we believe everything we see in newspapers but question what the Bible says?Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?WHY ME?Wink, I'll do the rest!Without pain and suffering you have no choice!Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now!Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.Work is for people who don't know how to fish.Wouldn't it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!Yes, in fact...my father does own this road.Yesterday I knew nothing today I know that.You ain't seen nothin' yet...You Are Depriving Some Village Of Its IdiotYou are driving to close I can see your bald spot.YOU ARE HERE!You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.You are right where you belong, behind me!You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.You can't be late until you show up.You get all this and my dads loaded.You have been a naughty boy, go to my room!You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against YouYou have to be really secure to be seen in this car.You just lived your best moment, now GO live another!You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.You went on vacation and all i got was this stupid bumper sticker?You! Out Of The Gene Pool!YOU! Out of the gene pool.You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To MeYour Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An donut holeYour honor student deals the best drugs.Your lucky color has faded.Your such a Muggle!Your village called, their idiot is missing.You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.You're not the boss of me!----------------------------------------------------------Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...?hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.Conserve energy... fart in a jarGirl laid in tomb may soon become mummy..I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrowisn't looking good either.There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.

Good Lord man.......

How bout this...."My dads an electrition...he can put in a remaote start"

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

A Chuck Norris love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me.

They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and

over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

The reason why we are so dangerous is because we are so harmless.

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.

If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls, you think it's your reprieve, and you

hear 'Hasta la vista, baby.'

Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on

payments.

Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans

to bomb Ohio.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett,

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor .

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there

is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their

heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

double-secret reverse-osmosis speaker-cone-induced high-level interference distortion, Its a killer

Rav, I am sorry man, but I have to get you for one of those that I really like... I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Has to go into my sig. and honorable mention, lol.... "Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door." I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.

Here is one from the list that I am just now seeing for the first time. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... LMAOI have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best -- that is inspiration.

DAMN! Too much reading. I got to the F's and started losing my place. Melted...you need to index that thing! LOLThe Flakman

I feel strange. I have deja vu and amnesia at the same time.

John | Manteca, CA

Its not stealing guys cause I put them up to sharedouble-secret reverse-osmosis speaker-cone-induced high-level interference distortion, Its a killer