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Posted: August 11, 2006 at 7:38 AM / IP Logged

A '94 honda screeches up to your shop. You're not surprised cause you heard his muffler from a mile down. A squirrelly 17 year old jumps out with his cool smarter than you buddy. He turns off his IPOD Mini and says to you in a an authoritive tone:

"The system you sold me doesn't work! I installed it myself so I know its done right"

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MrSuperStar wrote:

"The system you sold me doesn't work! I installed it myself so I know its done right"

To which I would reply "You installed it yourself, so In know you F***ed it up good. You should pay me to save your dumb ass"

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" id pee in her butt"

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someone has to much time to kill

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My pops had that one and he got compliments on it all the time.

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My favorite is when a customer walks in and says "I have everything hooked up right but it doesnt work " HMMMMMMMMMM Quotes and one liners - Page 2 - Last Post -- posted image.

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wranglercory wrote:

My favorite is when a customer walks in and says "I have everything hooked up right but it doesnt work " HMMMMMMMMMM Quotes and one liners - Page 2 - Last Post -- posted image.

haha oh boy do i get that one a lot. Or when we ask if they want it installed, and they say "my buddy will do it" and they leave with no dash kit or wiring harness adaptors. Usually we end up seeing the same person come back with cut up factory harnesses and a boatload of blown fuses, and every now and then a toasted cd player.

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"If I'd wanted an opinion I would've given you one."

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